paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

ronan-aodhan:

i am firmly pro selfie. i am firmly pro millennial. i am firmly pro any topic or issue that gets baby boomers to write pissed off articles in salon or slate or the guardian about how the millennial generation is fucked up and narcissistic and lazy and will never be taken seriously by established powers.


queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 


arinschins:

he’s twelve


officialbaio:

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magicalfoodtime:

(via Pumpkin Butterfinger Cupcakes - Your Cup of Cake)


I went to an info session about getting a masters degree in counseling and I feel really good about it! My experience is just what they are lookin for and I feel like I could impress them. Plus interpersonal skills count and I think I’m good with that when it matters

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weavemunchers:

IM CRYING I JUST FOUND THIS ON INSTAGRAM


scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives